It’s kind of funny, but I am really starting to get VORP, or Value Over Replacement Player.
Not totally buy into VORP, mind you, but getting it. It’s not unsual for someone my age (think Joe DiMaggio’s hitting streak) to resist such concepts.
The high school baseball players I have been coaching tell me I’m not that old, but I think they just want to be nice to the grumpy old man, because his health hasn’t been good.
Talk about digressing … anyway, one of the reasons I am warming to VORP is, I recently got an exclusive, sit-down (I was, anyway) interview with the one who puts RP in VORP. That’s right, Mr. Replacement Player (pictured).
OCR: First off, let me thank you in advance for granting this interview.
RP: No problem. Time is not a factor. I have plenty of it.
OCR: Let’s cut to the chase (note: I can use cliches, because VORP is a concept; he doesn’t read, write or watch TV, so he has never heard them before). What is it like to be compared to all the players, great and small?
RP: It has been very flattering to be compared to everyone, from Albert Pujols to Ronny Cedeno. Almost every time someone interested in baseball talks about statistics, they mention my initials.
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