Q. When is a sellout not a sellout?
A. When it’s at the new Yankee Stadium.
What else to expect from a wacky sports world that gives us a Big Ten Conference that has 11 teams? No Northwestern jokes, please.
With all the shouting on TV about “the sellout crowds” that watched the resurgent Yankees punish the Red Sox with a four-game sweep at Yankee Stadium, you’d think the $1.5 billion ediface with the overpriced seats was finally full.
Not true. The house that NYC taxpayers built, on Jerome Ave. at 161 Street in the Bronx, has a seating capacity of 51,800 (it’s 52,325 for SRO).
The crowds in the Red Sox series, per the boxscores on the ESPN site? Thursday night, 49,005 (93.8 percent capacity); Friday night, 48,262 (92.4 percent); Saturday afternoon, 48,796 (93.4 percent) and Sunday night, 48,190 (92.3 percent).
Those are great crowds, but they are not sellouts. The last 7-8 percent seats in new Yankee Stadium must be horrible, or over-priced, or both.
Which means, if you are one of those who didn’t believe what David Ortiz said Saturday about not using steroids, he wasn’t the only liar at Yankee Stadium last weekend.
good thing Theo went and got another shortstop that can’t hit. Maybe he can now find us another DH that is hitting .220.
Without a bat, the season is over.